tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1762740149452256795.post5562239441518971256..comments2023-10-09T11:26:36.787-05:00Comments on Scrap Friendzy: The Forum Is Down!scrapfriendzyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18127858014636126953noreply@blogger.comBlogger1125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1762740149452256795.post-35562235267256952132011-06-19T23:51:31.330-05:002011-06-19T23:51:31.330-05:00“So you didn’t have to go through the files.”A far...“So you didn’t have to go through the files.”A far better solution is to captivate your readers with erotic material and then wait for some moment of absorbing interest before suddenly dropping in an admonitory remark or two to make them grow fearful and sigh, "Since sexual pleasure can be so delightful, surely we ought to reserve our pleasure-loving bodies for long-term enjoyment instead of turning into ghosts beneath the peony blossoms, If you doubt me, look at how Mencius in Warring States times addressed King Xuan of Qi on the subject of Royal Government. Now, if a puritan had been there in Mencius's place, he would have remonstrated sternly with the king along these lines: "Rulers from time immemorial have admonished us against sexual license. If the ordinary folk love sex, they will lose their lives; if the great officers love sex, they will lose their positions; if the feudal lords love sex, they will lose their states; and if the Son of Heaven loves sex, he will lose the empire." To which King Xuan, even though he might not actually have voiced the sentiment, would certainly have replied mentally along these lines: "In that case, my affliction has penetrated so deep that it is incurable, and I have no further use for you."“Whatever. They both liked rye just fine, and they both handled it okay, too. But I wound up with a snootful.”Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com